um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
 um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
 
walking down the street
 something caught my eye
 a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
 a middle aged lady
 i gotta be blunt
 her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
 
i could see her [bad word] her pants were too tight
 she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know
 she had a frontal wedgie
 a Camel Toe
 
 [bad word] 
 um hmm thats right uh huh
 oh no
 fix yourself girl 
you got a 
Camel Toe
 um hmm thats right uh huh
 oh no
 fix yourself girl
 you got a
 Camel Toe
 
girl thats gotta hurt
 take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
 and making a fuss
 could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
 is your crotch hungry girl
 cause its eating your pants
 do you enjoy [bad word] and attenetion it brings
 the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
 in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out 
with your Camel Toe
 
[Repeat [bad word] 
 
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
 a little quick to wearin
 pum pum shorts
 and its causin me much distress
 whoomp there it is 
yeha right in the front 
 [bad word] and get a good look
 i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
 and every nook
 you better take a quick minute
 before you step outside
 and check the area thats pubic
 or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
 [bad word] 
 take these words of advice
 cause its not very nice
 i wanna put you al in the know 
girls don't sleep 
don't let your pants creep
 watch out for 
The Camel Toe