She was a working girl north of england way
Now she's hit the big time in the u.s.a.
And if she could only hear me this is what I'd say

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy so won't you [bad word] home

Oh honey pie my position is tragic [bad word] and show me the magic of your hollywood song

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you makes me weak in the knee

Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
Sail across the atlantic to be where you belong
Honey [bad word] back to me

Will the wind that blew her boat across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy so won't you [bad word] home [bad word] [bad word] back to me honey pie

Honey pie, honey pie