[1995] The Tankard

Christmas time is here again
Time to give your cash to them
At the cross is where we'll meet
Leaving presents at his feet
Buy your gifts in harmony
Feed the Christmas industry
 [bad word] ] [bad word] Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride! [bad word] Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side! [bad word] Christmas! [bad word] Christmas! [bad word] Christmas! All the time!

Jesus came and Jesus went
Look at all the cash we spent
Mother Mary you will see
Never bought a Christmas tree
Christmas is for me and me
I give only to receive
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Christmas time is here again ...
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