What do you get when you fall in love? 
guy with a pin to burst your bubble 
Thats what you get for all your trouble 
Ill never fall in love again 
Ill never fall in love again 

What do you get when you kiss a girl 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia 
After you do, shell never phone you 
Ill never fall in love again 
Ill never fall in love again 

Dont tell me what its all about 
cause Ive been there and Im glad Im out 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why Im here to remind you 

What do you get when you give your heart 
You get it all broken up and battered 
Thats what you get, a heart thats shattered 
Ill never fall in love again 
Ill never fall in love again 

Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why Im here to remind you 

What do you get when you fall in love? 
You only get lies and pain and sorrow 
So for at least until tomorrow 
Ill never fall in love again 
Ill never fall in love again 

What do you get when you give your heart? 
You get it all broken up and battered. 
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered. 
I'll never fall in love again. 
I'll never fall in love again.