Wolf: Lamb, tell me a story.

Lamb: There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.

Wolf: Why was it lonely?

Lamb: All things must meet this man, so they shunned him.

Wolf: Did he chase them all?

Lamb: He took an axe and split himself in two.

Wolf: So he would always have a friend?

Lamb: So he would always have a friend.