Satisfaction Guaranteed
Recorded by Carl Smith
Written by Kay Twomey, Ben Weisman, Fred Wise

                          
The heart I got to offer is one you can’t refuse
                                 
You really needn’t worry there’s nothing you can lose
                                  
Just step into the moonlight that’s where our love can start
                                  
And if you don’t like my loving then just return my heart

                                                     
Satisfaction guaranteed if you’ll only give my heart a trial
                                        
I’ve got a line of hugs and kisses that a gal like you must need
                                
Try me out with satisfaction guaranteed

                                 
I’ve tried it out on others some sinners and some saints
                               
And I am here to tell you that I’ve had [bad word] 
                                
It’s wise to try a product that’s always worked before
                         
So if you’ll try a sample I know you’ll want some more

Repeat #2

                         
My kisses are terrific I wouldn’t tell you lies
                               
It’s not that I’m conceited it pays to advertise
                         
With your cooperation I’ll make your [bad word] [bad word] 
                               
I’m not a traveling salesman I’ll settle down with you 

Repeat #2

                                                             
Try me out with satisfaction try me out with satisfaction guaranteed.