[bad word] a rain storm [bad word] on your feet [bad word] a snow storm you can get a little heat [bad word] love nothing can be done [bad word] a fire then you know just what to do
Blow a tire you can buy another shoe [bad word] love nothing can be done

Don't try hiding cause there isn't any use
You'll start sliding when your heart turns on the juice
 [bad word] a headache you can lose it in a day [bad word] a toothache see your dentist right away [bad word] love nothing can be done
 [bad word] a heat wave you can hurry to the shore [bad word] a summons you can hide behind the door [bad word] love nothing can be done [bad word] the measles you can quarantine the room [bad word] a mouse you can chase him with a broom [bad word] love nothing can be done

That's all brother if you've ever been in love
That's all sister you know what I'm thinking of
 [bad word] a nightmare you can always stay awake [bad word] depression you might get another break [bad word] love nothing can be done