On the first day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me a brand new SCV. 

On the second day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the third day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 5 Overlords
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to us, 7 Zerglings swarming 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me, 8 Archons burning 
7 Zerglings swarming 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me, 9 [bad word] 
Power Overwhelming 
7 Zerglings swarming 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me-e 10 Ultralisks 
9 [bad word] 
Terror all consuming 
7 Zerglings swarming 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the e-leventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me, 11 Science Vessels 
10 Ultralisks 
9 [bad word] 
I hate all this singing 
(unintelligable mumbling) 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
And a brand new SCV. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas... Blizzard gave to me 12 Arbiters 
11 Science Vessels 
10 Ultralisks 
9 [bad word] 
8 Archons burning 
7 Zerglings swarming 
6 Zealots fighting 
5 Newborn Queens 
4 Hydralisks 
3 Marines 
2 Terran Wraiths 
(all) And a brand new SCV!! 

Wraith: Why am I so jolly? 
(Hydralisk sound) 

Marine: Hey, who spiked the Egg Nog?