Ironic (исполнитель: Anneke van Giersbergen)
An old man turned 98 Won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your shardening (?) It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's a good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought It figures Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole [bad word] life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down, he thought: "Well isn't this nice?" And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's a good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought It figures Life has a funny way Of sneaking up on you when you think Everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way Of helping you out when you think Everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face It's a traffic jam when you're already late no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's like meeting the man of my dreams And then...meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? little too ironic Ooh yeah, I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's a good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought It figures Life has a funny way Of sneaking up on you And life has a funny, funny way Of helping you out Helping you out