And so, triumphantly, without even a hint of irony
The hero of the day proudly declares himself master of the universe
And towards the contempt, the omnipresent contempt,
He replies to the criticisms, in a full, sonorous tone of voice
"Eat a bag of [bad word]  All of you! As if it were the last bag of [bad word] ever!"

The reason that this evolved fully 
And beyond anything that requires further analysis
I say unto thee, I am an irretrievable narcisist. 
I feel that which I create from the infinite sorce. 
You and your cronies shall receive nothing. 
You should expect nothing, except for my pity
Scorn, and profound beauty. 

Dinner is served in the grand cafe of the mind. 
You [bad word]  believe. Yes, cling on to me
Klingons in uranus. Quiet, quiet, ssshhh, quiet now
The universe speaks to me in tongues
The tongues of many, the minds of few
The silence is deadly
The deadliness is... 
Profoundly large!

Stardate 59254
After months of fighting off the insurgencies,
I, Ziltoid the Omniscient, with my crew full of like-minded imbeciles,
Tired, scorned, and full of contempt for ourselves,
(Must [bad word] in ourselves my friends)
Tell me, are you going to finish all that yourself?

The knot backwards, he put his jaws upon his beard
They make laments upon the wonderous [bad word] Ow! Ow! Ow! Grab me your hand and pluck 
The branch lit off the great thorn. 
And the [bad word] crime
Why dost thou mock me?
What's to be?

(One is all connected, tungsten body glowing mind)
Crew, we have arrived
Though, this part of the universe, strange, 
So mysterious, yet so beautiful
The home of the fabled hurtling weenie bog
Yes, psychoactive minds collecting into one, one, 
One universal [bad word] 

(What's the point of this? Where's the happiness) [bad word]  (we've been promised?)
Eeeyeah! [bad word]  Bereft of the futile past and the stinking present
Yes, every step towards the goal is a step backwards
In terms of my ability to urinate in public. 

(Home, home, home, home) Sing! 
(I go home, home, home home) Sing to me of the stars!
(When we meet you god we go home)
Sing to me of physical contact with ual organs
During your formative years
(When we meet your god we will say)

Say goodbye, you know I've tried...
But now the time to mourn has died.
It's cold inside the worm
Nothing ever bothers me now.
Yes!

Lady Vagine, you know I'm dying...
But to my surprise, the punishment subsides.
It's cold outside, my son.

Nothing ever bothers you now.

I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you
Juular! You gargle my alien nut sack!
(God damns you)

Lady of mine, you know I'm trying...
But to buy the buy, this boy must die...
It's cold inside, my love.
Nothing ever bothers me now.

I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you

(Say goodbye)
Ladies and gentlemen
(You know I've tried)
Ziltoid the Omniscient can not survive on good will alone.
I need your coffee. And by coffee, I mean money.
Provide your [bad word] on Ziltoidian trinkets and dolls
Epicloud is next. Enjoy capitalism. 
And then my minions, do you know [bad word] next?  [bad word] Zed Squared!

Tell me you want it!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Bun!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Oh glorious cheeseburger, the secrets of the universe
Are between your bum cheeks!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Cheeseburger!

This is Zil