I did 17 girls in a row last night
I can't get 'em out of my head.
I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill
I'm cleaning six girls off my face
Yes I did

The very next day I told the guys
But they said that's all lies
Gotta admit I was a little beat
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I did 17. 17 girls in a row!
Dirty hoes!

I rocked 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection!
No!
They had the saying aisle 3
and my love in sec--section.
Stinking!
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When I told the boys in the band they said
'Michael Starr, you're outta your crazy head! '
I don't lie about the girls I [bad word] 
So jealous 'cause you know it's [bad word] 

I did 17. 17 girls in a row
Yes I, Yes I did!
Woah!
17 girls in a row! 17 girls
I had my face in every hole
17 girls in a row!
When I was done they were begging for more!

(Guitar Solo - Satchel)

I had 17 girls in a catholic church in the middle of the effing day
Climb in baby!
I whipped out my junk and they got on their knees
like they were all gettin' ready to pray, yeah!

Wham to the Bam to the Thank You, Mam!
Then I praised the lord as I
Tell me where I'm gonna go when

I did 17. 17 girls... in a row!
Woo, sweet and juicy, juicy! Yeah!
17 girls in a row!

On that camel toe
I rocked 17 girls in a row! Yeah!