[bad word] a rainstorm, put [bad word] on your feet [bad word] a snowstorm, you can get a little heat [bad word] love, nothing can be done. [bad word] a fire, then you know just what to do

Blow a tire, you can buy another shoe [bad word] love, nothing can be done

Dont try hiding, cause there isnt any use

Youll start sliding, when your heart turns on the juice [bad word] a headache, you can lose it in a day [bad word] a toothache, see your dentist right away [bad word] love, nothing can be done [bad word] a heatwave, you can hurry to the shore [bad word] a summons, you can hide behind the door [bad word] love, nothing can be done [bad word] the measles, you can quarantine a room [bad word] a mousey, you can chase it with a broom [bad word] love, nothing can be done

Thats all, brother, if you ever been in love

Thats all, brother, you know what Im speaking of [bad word] a nightmare, you can always stay awake [bad word] depression, you may get another break [bad word] love, nothing can be done