Well he's a fat cat, a cool cat, nobody's fool cat, Well look out, 'cause [bad word] Garfield!

He never keeps fit, he's too hip! He likes his catnip, Well look out, 'cause [bad word] Garfield!

He's always got to be one-up on ya, and he'll beat you to the punch everytiiiime! He'll give up anything for lasagna, unless he has to give up on his naptime! 

Well he's a neat cat, a fun cat, Mister "number-one" cat, he knows what life is all abooout!

 [bad word] Garfield! Look out, [bad word] Garfiiiiiield! Look out, I said, [bad word] Garf-i-eld, so you better look out!

You better watch out for Garfield
You never know what he's got up his sleeve
So when he acts real purry, and friendly and furry
Better count what's on your table before he leaves!

He's a neat cat, a fun cat, Mister "number-one" cat, he knows what life is all about!

 [bad word] Garfield, look out! [bad word] Garfield, look out! I said [bad word] Garfield, so you better watch out!

 [bad word] Garfield, you better look out!