Crime in Your Town 

I came into town, 
Went looking’ round 
For some place quiet, 
I got off the bus, 
What’s ball the fuss 
Looked like a riot. 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

Crowd [bad word] mad, 
Looked pretty bad, 
Tried to avoid it, 
Ran the other day 
Heard some one say 
"He must have done it." 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

I looked round to see, 
Eyes fixed on me, 
The crowd was charging, 
Head began to swirl 
And then some girl screamed 
"Hey we’ve got it!". 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

I cried "It’s not me 
It couldn’t be 
Why I just got here", 
But with all the noise 
The people voices 
No one could hear. 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

Just as I collapsed, 
cop at last  [bad word] over, 
The crowd was closing in 
"We saw it all 
For you it’s over." 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

crime in your town, 
crime in your town. 

Cop said '"On your feet 
Hey I can’t keep 
Them off forever, 
When things calm back down [bad word] back to town", 
I answered "Never!"