I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me jokers to the right here am I stuck in the middle with you. 
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do. 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face losing control, I'm all over the place. 
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. 
Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man. 
And your friends they [bad word] crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please. 
Stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take it anymore. 
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. 
Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man. 
And your friends they [bad word] crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please. 
Stuck in the middle with you, yes I'm stuck in the middle with you.