Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf
 Drop it to the bottomless gulf
 Venomous [bad word] to us
 Covered with evil ooze and puss

 We just love the wicked and worst
 Of all nature's things [bad word] first!

 So if you're filthy (filthy) smelly (smelly)
 Evil, wicked and [bad word] (evil, wicked and [bad word] 
 You'll be right at home
 In my little school (Queen Aggie's school)
 (Queen Aggie's school)

 We have fun when others work (others work)
 Especially where bad things lurk (bad things lurk)
 All day long we frolic and fly (frolic and play)
 Turning people into clay, ha-ha

 Anyone that we still hate
 We pickle and serve them on a plate

 So if you're filthy (filthy) smelly (smelly)
 Evil, wicked and [bad word] (evil, wicked and [bad word] 
 You'll be right at home
 In my little school (Queen Aggie's school)

 [bad word] on everybody sing!

 (Filthy) filthy, I can't hear yah, (smelly) smelly
 Evil, wicked and [bad word] (evil, wicked and [bad word] 
 You'll be right at home
 In my little school (Queen Aggie's school)
 In my little school (Queen Aggie's school)
 In my little school (Queen Aggie's school)

 Mine, mine, mine
 M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MINE!
 Yeah