Bad kids all my friends are bad kids
Product of no dad kids
Kids like you and me

Bad kids ain't no college grad kids
Livin out on the skids
Kids like you and me

In Class
We are a minority
Got no
Respect for authority
And won't
Play well with others
And steal
From all your mothers
They'll try
To give us pills
Oh wait
Give us all the pills
Go cry
Mom I gotta go to court
Dad won't
Pay his child support

Well you gotta understand
We only do these things because all we are is

Bad kids all my friends are bad kids
Product of no dad kids
Kids like you and me

Bad kids ain't no college grad kids
Livin out on the skids
Kids like you and me

At home
He throws a hissy fit
Time out
He doesn't give a [bad word] Got [bad word] Off all of grandma's schnaps
Got [bad word] from the cops
Toilet
Paper in your yard
Six f's
On my report card
Smoke cigs
In the bathroom stall
Spray paint
[bad word] on the wall

Well you gotta understand
We only do these things because all we are is

Bad kids all my friends are bad kids
Product of no dad kids
Kids like you and me

Bad kids ain't no college grad kids
Livin out on the skids
Kids like you and me