Gimme red lipstick and a bright purple rouge
shingle bob haircut and a shot of good boo'
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' your horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone
 [bad word] along young man, everything settin' right
My husband's goin' away till next Saturday night
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone

Now, I'm raring to go, got red shoes on my feet
My mind is sittin' right for a Tin Lizzie seat
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone

The red rooster said, " [bad word] doodle do do"
The Richards woman said, "Any dude will do"
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone

With rosy red garters, pink hose on my feet
Turkey red bloomer, with [bad word] seat
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone

Every Sunday mornin', church people watch me go
My wings sprouted out and the preacher told me so
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone

Dress skirt cut high, then they cut low
Don't think I'm a sport, keep on watchin' me go
Hurry down, sweet [bad word] blowin' you horn
If [bad word] too late, sweet mama will be gone.