My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad...

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn You must not have got them
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, [bad word] it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm-a call her? I'ma
name her Bonnie.

I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some [bad word] who didn't want him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got the underground [bad word] that you did with Scam.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man.
I like the [bad word] you did [bad word] too, that [bad word] was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat [bad word] yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's [bad word] up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the concert
you didn't have to, but you could have signed an autograph
for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and you just said no.
That's pretty [bad word] man, you're like his [bad word]  idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.

I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver? You said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither,
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs.
So when I have a [bad word] day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got [bad word] else, so that [bad word] helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a [bad word] for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should be together too.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Mr. I'm too good to call or write my fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your [bad word] 
It's been six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it.
I know you