President's bullet-ridden body in the street
 Ride, Johnny ride
 Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
 Ride, Johnny ride

 Johnny's wife is floundering
 Johnny's wife is scared [bad word]  [bad word] 
 Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
 Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
 Texas is the reason that the president's dead
 You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

 President's bullet-ridden body in the street
 Ride, Johnny ride
 Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
 Ride, Johnny ride

 Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
 Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
 Texas is the reason that the president's dead
 You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

 Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy
 Well, arise and be shot down
 The dirt's gonna be your dessert
 My [bad word] be your life source
 And the only way to get it
 Is to suck or [bad word]  Or be poor and devoid
 And [bad word] me, [bad word] me
 Then slurp it from your palm
 Like a dry desert soaking up rain
 Soaking up sun
 Like a dry desert soaking up rain
 Soaking up sun