"It's Woman Thing"

You got a closet full of clothes and nothin' to wear
The whole day depends on the mood of your hair
You got forty-five names for the color of red
She says boy when you gonna get it through your head

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
There's a whole lot goin' on that you don't get
In [bad word] workin's of the opposite 
Don't strain your brain tryin' to figure out what it means
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-woman thang

Towels in the bathroom I better not use
Baby tell me again why you got so many shoes
You go to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Neimans and Saks
You shop all day and then you take it all back

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
If you were in my shoes, you wouldn't last a step
I'm a baby burpin', hard workin' temptress
Now and then when I take it to extremes
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-wo-woman thang

Maybe I should watch some Oprah
Bubble bath, sit on the sofa
Maybe take a Cosmo quiz or two
Maybe all I need's a hug from Fred or Bubba or Big W
Perhaps [bad word] to see your point of view
Naw, it's a woman thang

Yeah it's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
I'm a lady in red, I'm a daddy's girl
I'm a force to be reckoned with in heels and pearls
Now and then if I make you wanna scream
Baby don't you know, know, it's a wo...

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Might change my mind just because I can
I'm a [bad word] [bad word]  I'm your worst nightmare
I could be your teddy or your grizzly bear
Every now and then when I take it to extremes
Baby don't you know, know, feelin' like a yo-yo
I'll tell you from the word go
It's a wo-woman thang
It's a wo-wo-woman thang

We don't understand
Cause it's a woman thang.