On a tropical island,
Underneath the molten lava moon.
Hangin' with the hula dancers,
Askin' questions cause' they got all the answers.

Puttin' on lotion!
Sittin' by the ocean! [bad word] #39; it on my body! [bad word] #39; it on my body!

Get me out of this caa-a-ve,
'Cause it's nothing but a gladiator graa-a-ve.
And if I stick to the plaa-a-n,
I think I'll turn into a lava maa-a-n.

I think I'll turn into a lava man!