Hey ho!
Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes as I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great flows.
Every moment I make goes straight to the summoner showcase most played so they know me as great bull, you're a scape goat.
Your opinion's nothing to me [bad word] dominion buffing my speed and some of the [bad word] at me are just going to be meat to increase my sum of xp.
I'm brilliant killing a million minions a minute until I've diminished your kingdom.
You're finished
You're fish fillets, your tower is under attack, I'm the tianenmen square man
You're vanishing under my tank.
My champion's dismanteling your pantheon and ganking them, he's leaving them bleeding and needing immediate treatment from an ambulance and when [bad word] to spells I bet you can't even spell "chrysanthemums".
I'll lead the Leauge of Legends you idiots need protection my collection increases weekly, until I've reached perfection.
I'll lead the leauge of legends you idiots need protection
my collection increases weekly, until I've reached perfection.
I fire fireballs at the riot store.
Champions, I try them all and level them up into higher form 'til my enemies look at the eye of the storm.
I'm taking aim and raining pain again, again, you're slain.
To explain my brains a strain but it's safe to say I remain insane.
I lay in wait beneath the [bad word] and jungle [bad word] from the trees to plunder everything but your dungarees.
My hunger needs feeding I feast on feedble underlings and leave them wondering if it's thunder or my [bad word] and now I'm withing your perimeter administering your distributor with a particularly vicious and pitiless kick in the knickers until it g
I'm a carnivorous sinister, villainous killer, you're just a little wuss.
I'll lead the Leauge of Legends you idiots need protection my collection increases weekly, until I've reached perfection.
I'll lead the Leauge of Legends you idiots need protection my collection increases weekly, until I've reached perfection.
I'm [bad word]  I lack [bad word] so any defense is actually futile.
I'll never attend a tribunal 'til everything ends and it's my funeral.
I got rooms full [bad word] it's not just hot tunes I produce with lots of vitality, clarity, avarice, malice, alacrity!
It's a laugh to see you after me and my masteries, what's that you're trying to cast at me?
I'm cleansing anything men have attempted to send my path you see?
These legendary staffs and blades will send [bad word] back to base.
My most regular wav that's played? "An enemy has been slain".
Hah