The Doctorʼs stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Roryʼs a
Roman with a gun inside his hand,
Seems like things arenʼt going as planned.

Riverʼs in the TARDIS,
 The TARDIS is on fire,
Sheʼs feeling the heat
 On repeat sheʼll require
Someone she can [bad word]  someone with a bow tie,
 But heʼs been locked up and left to die.

  Oh my Lord, what will they do?
  Seems impossible to get through
  My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
  Well, I guess this is Doctor Who.

Roryʼs quite distressed and he starts to sob,
When the Doctor appears with a mop,
‘Get me out of the Pandorica!’
‘But youʼre not in the Pandorica.’
  ‘Yes I am, well, yes I was,
  [bad word]  but I wonʼt explain it now because…’
  Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz.
  That man, I canʼt explain what he does the things he does.

  Oh my Lord, I donʼt have a clue,
  These paradozes are hard to [bad word] 
  My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
  Well, I guess this is Doctor Who.

    Itʼs the Big Bang Two,
    And I need to review
    What on Earth just happened before my eyes.
     Time has gone askew,
     The universe has too,
     Iʼll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two.
     The Big Bang Two.

The Doctorʼs got Riverʼs vortex manipulator,
Which he used to meet Rory two thousand years later
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box.
  They realize the Sun is really the exploding TARDIS,
  Doctor saves River from the imitator star.
  This woman when sheʼs back
  Canʼt help but point out the obvious.

  Oh my God heʼs wearing a fez!
  Oh my God heʼs wearing a fez!
  Oh my God heʼs wearing a fez!
  Oh my God heʼs wearing a fez!

Dalek pops up out of nowhere,
Shoots the Doctor, kills him, quite unfair,
He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs,
Heʼs dead, and everyone despairs.
  Little do they know, the Doctor lies.
  Heʼs not stopping the universeʼs demise,
  Amy says her last goodbyes,
  The Doctor flies up into the skies.

  The Universe is back, itʼs [bad word] 
  But the Doctorʼs said his final adieu,
  Maybe [bad word] back if she remembers you.

    Itʼs the Big Bang Two,
    And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
    Time has been renewed, the Universe has too,
    But Amy still canʼt help but cry.

Thereʼs someone missing, the questionʼs who...

Then she remembers
Something old, something new,
Something borrowed, something blue
 And thatʼs the big bang two.
 I hope it didnʼt confuse you.