friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend with weed is better,
friend with [bad word] and all the rest,
friend who's dressed in leather.

friend in need's a friend indeed,
friend who'll tease is better ,
Our [bad word] 
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather.

friend in need's a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever.

friend in needs a friend indeed,
friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever.