Life is especially hard 
When no one [bad word] you with a credit card
I love the taste of cereal
I have it for almost every meal
Five people to a tea bag?
My life never really got that bad
Not while we still had...
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Some things will always be great [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
Even though I'm 28 [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I guess I'm just developing late [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I never got over that amazing taste

I've been accused of some things
I'm not sure what they've meant
Peter Pan syndrome, and arrested development
Now I've been working since I was 10
But the money's always gone by the weekend
Delivering post to serving beer
I've never had much of a career
So I made sure I was always near...
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Some things will always be great [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
Even though I'm 28 [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I guess I'm just developing late [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I never got over that amazing taste

I'm in love with a girl in [bad word] shop
She's a girl who [bad word] 
She probably gets that a lot
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Some things will always be great [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
Even though I'm 28 [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I guess I'm just developing late [bad word] and chocolate milkshake
I never got over that amazing taste
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Some things will always be great
Even though I'm 28
I guess I'm just developing late
I never got over that sweet, sweet taste