You’re a CLOD
you’re a clod
your identity is flawed
your delusion of a fusion
made the world scream oh my god
You’re a freak, you’re a mess
It’s impossible to guess
how the red one and the blue one
Slipped and fell and formed a new one
What a trip that I took
I don’t even want to look
at a being so illegal and so odd
I’ll bring you to your doom
if you don’t get a room
cause you’re a clod,
you’re a clod you’re a clod!!

You’re a clod, you’re a clod
You’re a fake and you’re a fraud
I’ve been bursting with this cursing
since you snuck into my pod
First [bad word]  then the pearl
Then [bad word] girl
Then that tiny little Steven
I’m small too, I guess we’re even
But a-hem, I digress,
I despise the way you dress
You express yourself with stars upon your bod
Pearl don’t you dare ignore me
you should do things for me
Know your place, I insist
Yellow diamond would be [bad word] [bad word]  Sapph— ugh, they just KISSED!!
You’re all CLODS!!!!