i went to see my favorite band
i met him over by the merch stand
i thought good golly this boy’s sooooo cute
i wanna put my pee pee in his [bad word] chute

nikthurteen
nikthurteen
he’s the king of the psycho scene
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
someday i’m gonna be his queen
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
he’s yummy as yummy can be
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
hey nikky you’re the boy for me

normally i prefer chicks
but then i heard his red hot guitar licks
in his black eyeliner and polo shirt
i want him to do me til my insides hurt

nikthurteen
nikthurteen
he’s the king of the psycho scene
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
someday i’m gonna be his queen
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
he’s yummy as yummy can be
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
hey nikky you’re the boy for me

kymm nekkrowman can only pout
and daivie havuck wants to scratch my eyes out
cuz now nik’s my darkwave-a-billy romeo
and i’m his little edgar allan ho

nikthurteen
nikthurteen
he’s the king of the psycho scene
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
from now on i’m gonna be his queen
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
we’ll be together for eternity
nikthurteen
nikthurteen
hey nikky you’re the boy for me

oh nikky your so fine
your so fine you blow my mind
hey nikky!

oh nikky your so fine
put your thing in my behind
hey nikky!