Kubi [bad word] mae ni anpu o tsunaide  
Sutorato seotte kuraputon hiite  
Terakyasu motta gakusei o shibaite  
Saa torippu shiyou  
Aisu beki sekai e  

Haa nante jidai ni umareta mon da  
Doraemon wa inai shi pokke wa nai shi  
Baka wa shi nan to naorya shinai shi  
Mou dou ni demo nare  

Tengoku ga yonde [bad word]  
Chidoriashi de zawatsuku paatii piipoo wa fakku ofu  

 [bad word] shibutte [bad word]  
Hayaku onryou o agete kure  

Ebibari  
Genjitsu touhi ni sugare sugare  
Makeinu ni natte [bad word] [bad word]  
Risouzou nante sutero sutero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  

Saiteihen ni shizume shizume  
Shakai futeki gousha ni ochiro ochiro  
Jisatsuten bakka kimero kimero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  
Nenjuu ikitte ikou 〜  

 [bad word] tou za fakkin saakasu nounai wa parira parira  
Gummoonin misutaa kureijii kibun wa dou dai  

Tada honban wa koko kara desu  

Noizu ga majitte [bad word]  
Otsumu pappii de [bad word] kitsune wa kikku auto  

Sonna no wa dou demo ii  
Sara ni onryou o agete kure  

Eribari  
Genjitsu touhi ni sugare sugare  
Makeinu ni natte [bad word] [bad word]  
Risouzou nante sutero sutero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  

Saiteihen ni shizume shizume  
Shakai futeki gousha ni ochiro ochiro  
Jisatsuten bakka kimero kimero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  

Aiso nante iranai iranai  
Kagaku hannou o okose okose  
Puraido wa poi to sutero sutero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  

Teisai nante shiranai shiranai  
Boryuumu hitotsu mo sagenai sagenai  
Nobetsu maku nashi ni kimero kimero  
Sore ga dappou rokku no reihou nan desu wa  
Nenjuu ikitte ikou 〜