It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd 
 The only light we ever see is from our moniter 

 We argue [bad word] books and Internet connections 
 The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention 
 Our town's not big enough to sign up any stars 
 But we once met a red shirt who was phasered by a Borg 
 (Man, he knew Mr. Sulu!) (What?) 

 It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd 
 We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk 

 We have our own heroes who we try to emulate 
 I dream of one day being as y as Bill Gates 
 We hate watching sports 'cause we're reading Carl Sagan 
 But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons 
 (I'm a Hobbitt! Ha ha ha ha!) 

 It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd 
 We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a [bad word] 

 We rarely get a date or get talked to by a girl 
 Unless they're having trouble with their algebra homework 
 We're emotionally bereft and we're ually [bad word] 
 But we can download photographs of Agent Scully naked 

 It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd 
 We know the [bad word] is out there but we'd have to leave our room 

 We are the nerds in your neighbourhood 
 Polyester's a fashion statement 
 But there's more room on the beach for you 
 'Cause we're locked in our basement 

 It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd 
 We like to wear colours that do not appear in nature 

 It's great to be a 
 Poorly-dressed fashionless 
 Star trekking roleplaying 
 Ninety pound when wet down 
 Pasty skinned pop drinking 
 Underfed genius 
 Yes, it's great to be a nerd