Eat a Dick (исполнитель: Bo Burnham)
[Girl] It's over We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again It's over We're unhappy We need to take a break from us to make us right again And even though it's not gonna go any further I swear I don't regret a second of it And when the dust has settled I hope we can still be friends [Bo] And then I said EAT [bad word] #33; EAT [bad word] #33; EAT [bad word] [bad word] LIKE THIS! PUT ON YOUR [bad word] EATING GLOVES! GET READY TO GOBBLE [bad word] OFF! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS [bad word] [bad word] EAT [bad word] [bad word] #33; ...You think i've made the right decision? [Girl] Okay, you're angry I can see that But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be I try to speak to you But you won't listen- [Bo] EAT [bad word] #33; [Girl] Hold on, please just let me- [Bo] BUT EAT [bad word] #33; [Girl] Oh my God Honestly, are you [bad word] five? I'm trying to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay? And then you're saying... "eat a [bad word] quot; over and over again Does that seem mature to you? [Bo] NO IT DOESN'T! BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS I'VE GOT MY FATHERS' TEMPER AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE! SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE I DID QUICK SWITCH CAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT SO EAT [bad word] [bad word] #33; [sobbing] I thought t we had a future, you [bad word] [bad word] [Girl] I didn't think you'd cry for me I didn't think you cared I thought you were lashing out in anger Now I see you're scared I'm scared, too Maybe we can work this out And not break up [Bo] Really? [Girl] NO, LICK MY [bad word] #33; LICK MY [bad word] [bad word] #33; YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF [bad word] I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU GET ME WET AND THEN [bad word] SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN LICK THIS [bad word] AND LEAVE, SON