I've got a smelly rear
I've got a dirty nose
I don't want no shoes
I don't want no clothes
I'm livin', like the king of the dogs.

I got a piece of meat
In between my teeth
I'll bite your throat
If you move on me
I'm sovereign
Cause I'm the king of the dogs.

Though I'd like to thrill you
With an answer
I don't even own a pair of pants
I'm a dancer, baby!

I'm deadly
Cause I'm the king of the dogs.

I'm hanging out
Where the spirits dwell
I smell the things
That you cannot smell
I'm deadly
I'm the king of the dogs.