Well, would you look at that! 

I can pee and [bad word] on the potty
I can pee and [bad word] on the potty
Yes, I can pee and [bad word] on the potty
Yes, I can! 
I can pee and [bad word] on the potty

I wash my hands after I go potty
Yes, I wash my hands after I go potty
You got to get them clean
I wash my hands after I go potty
Use plenty of soap!
Yes, I wash my hands after I go potty

Well, look at me!

I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yes, I do!
Oh, I'm a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yes, I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yeah hoo!