Breaking Up Song (Make Happy) (исполнитель: Bo Burnham)
I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said: [Girl:] It's over We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again It's over We're unhappy We need to take a break from us to make us right again And even though it's not gonna go any further I swear I don't regret a second of it And when the dust has settled I hope we can still be friends [Bo:] And then I said EAT [bad word] EAT [bad word] EAT [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] #33; PUT ON YOUR [bad word] EATING BIB! GET READY TO GOBBLE [bad word] UP! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS [bad word] [bad word] EAT [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [Girl:] (Starting to think I made the right decision here) Look, you're angry I can see that But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be I try to speak to you But you won't listen- [Bo:] EAT [bad word] [Girl:] Hold on, please just let me- [Bo:] EAT [bad word] [Girl:] Oh my God Honestly, are you [bad word] five? I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me I'm saying how I'm feeling And you're saying "eat a [bad word] quot; Does that seem like a mature response to you? [Bo:] NO BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE I'VE BEEN QUICK SWITCH BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO [Crying:] EAT [bad word] [bad word] EAT [bad word] [bad word] EAT [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [Girl:] I didn't think you'd cry for me I didn't think you cared I thought you were lashing out in anger Now I see you're scared I'm scared, too Maybe we can work this out And not break up [Bo:] Really? [Girl:] NO, LICK MY [bad word] LICK MY [bad word] [bad word] YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF [bad word] I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU FORGET ME BETTER THAN [bad word] SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN LICK THIS [bad word] THEN LEAVE, SON