Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (исполнитель: Rachel Bloom)
At sunset I wander through the village. Glowing in the twilight and so quiet. Well, it's quiet 'cause most people died of a plague Caused by jealous witches. I wander through the village and I think That my life is missing something dear As I stop to rest and cough up blood I wonder: When will I find my prince? I wander through the village and I notice That everyone but me has found a love. There goes the blacksmith with his daughter/wife Ten years old and pregnant with her brother/son. I wander through the village sighing deeply. Seeking guidance from the statue in the square. It's a statue of Christ adorned with thief hands Oh when will I find my prince? SPOKEN: Oh look, everyone, it's my friends from the forest, the Jews. Hello, Jews! You know, I never did ask you: why do you live in the forest? Oh, I see, to hide from people trying to kill you. Well that's very resourceful, my beaky little friends. Tell me: have you ever had a dream that [bad word] [bad word] Oh, I see, your dream is that people WON'T want to kill you. Well, that's definitely a dream that [bad word] [bad word] #33; Oh, goodbye, goodbye! JEWS. Ohhhhh if I found my prince We'd have a wedding elegant and rare. We'd dine on kidney cream and horse [bad word] Drink champagne and torture a bear. Ohhhhhh if I found my prince The castle would be filled with love and laughter And he'd fill me with his seed, forcibly and rough I'd give birth to a son and then die right after! I wander through the village seeking answers. But love hasn't given me a glimpse! It isn't in this shop or in this cart of baby corpses Oh, when will I find my prince? When, hand Jesus?! Oh, when will I find my prince? Загружено и отредактировано для: [bad word] cw_crazy_exgirlfriend