I know a girl who works on a farm
If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn
Always asleep by ten o'clock
At six on the dot she's up with the [bad word] 

Up with the [bad word] (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the [bad word] 

To milk a heard of Jersys
At seven's her first bit
She warms her hands to please the cows
When she gives a pull on the [bad word] 

Pull on the [bad word] (x2)
Up with the [bad word] (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the [bad word] 

Twice a week a smelly job
Is when she cleans the yard
Scraping up the cow dung,
Yes life on the farm's so hard

It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the [bad word] (x2)
Up with the [bad word] (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the [bad word] 

She was in the field one sunny day
Plowing all alone
She cought her foot in the driving train
It made her scream and moan

Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the [bad word] (x2)
Up with the [bad word] (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the [bad word] 

When it is time to [bad word] 
Sunshine is just the trick
But when the weather's nasty
It has [bad word] quick
 [bad word] quick (x2)
Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the [bad word] (x2)
Up with the [bad word] (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the [bad word]