Open Steam, pick your class
Saddle up to kick some [bad word] 
Yer multiplayer [bad word] [bad word] When you play Team Fortress 2!

Well, the heavy spins a mini gun
The scout cain't do much else [bad word] Side with RED or side with BLU
When you play Team Fortress 2!

Well, the Snipers and the Pyros might make you wanna ragequit
Make sure they ain't a spy though, 'cause spies are f*ckin' bullsh**

The Engineer can build cool stuff
And Demoman can blow it up
helluva good time waits for you
Right inside Team Fortress 2!

If the soldier gets a decent shot, he'll knock you out yo' pants
And the heavy and the medic share a legendary bromance...

Work together as a team
Download douchey hats on Steam
The doors are openin' that's yer cue...
Time to play Team Fortress Two!