[Link] (Egoraptor):
"Aw yeah
It's me, Link again, baby
That's right I'm back!
Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track
But now my confidence is at an all-time high
Because Navi just anointed me the 'Hero of Rhyme!'"

[Navi] (Danny Sexbang):
"I said the 'Hero of Time!'"

[Link]:
That's right the Hero of Rhyme!
I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine

[Navi]:
Hey, listen I think-

[Link]:
Shhh
I've got my beats and jams!
I'm taking Ganon down now
No thanks to you, Old Man!

[Old Man] (Danny Sexbang):
What?!

[Villager] (Danny Sexbang):
Link, thank God you're here, the countryside is terrified and shocked!
We're [bad word] with darknuts, peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks!
You're our hero of the ages with a sword and helping hand!
We really need your skills!

[Link]:
Oh you need my skills?
Aw [bad word] #33;
Moblins: no problem and octorocks don't know poppycock!
Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow, but first I gotta do my pop and lock!
When I see an iron knuckle imma buckle up my pants
Cuz those [bad word] don't [bad word] around when I kick on my Z-target dance!
But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat
Don't use my sword and shield but I know this flow is good enough to kill
The Hylian people rejoice: cuz your hero is the illest [bad word] #39; rapper with the illest [bad word] #39; voice!
How was that?
Those raps do anything for you?

[Villager]:
OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!

[Link]:
Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair

[Villager]:
EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!

[Link]:
Don't worry, I'm not scared
I'll save all of [bad word] with the tastiest rhymes I can spit
Now watch and learn, Navi!

[Navi]:
You're a stupid piece of [bad word] #33;

[Link]:
Wanna go Ganon? Get your pig [bad word] over here and try me!
Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me
You have never seen a rapper close to my skills whatsoever!
Oh I see you brought a giant glowing sword
That's cool, whatever
Cuz, hey!
I'm gonna be the last thing you see when you lose against me here in [bad word] of the city
Yeah, ah! No bigger battle than here cuz by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna-
Oh!
Woah
Chill out!
Gotta fill out this sword was born for a partner who can, maybe, I don't [bad word] out and help me out in a real bout!

[Navi]:
Hey listen, link!
Your rapping doesn't stink, but Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword-
Ooooooohh
Ooooohh
Tsssss
Ooohh