Too big, too small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross zu klein
Er konnte etwas grosser sein
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise reise Fahr vergangen
Ich will nur Spass mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit
Just a little [bad word] 
You've got a [bad word] I have a [bad word] So what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life too short, so I can't wait
Take me now oh don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short too tall
Doesn't matter one size fits all
Zu gross zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schones Fraulein lust auf mir
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little [bad word] 
You've got a [bad word] I have a [bad word] So what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life too short, so I can't wait
Take me now oh don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany