[Verse 1: Grigori Rasputin]
Cool mustache, Wario,
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take,
To turn an empire into a union [bad word] states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people.
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil.
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia,
And the history books unfold ya!
As a messed up [bad word] bent in the mind,
Who built a superpower but he paid the price
With the endless [bad word] [bad word] lives,
If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite!
Big [bad word] mystic known to hypnotize,
I could end you with a whisper to your wife.
 
[Verse 2: Joseph Stalin]
Look into my eyes you perverted witch.
See the soul of the man who made [bad word] his [bad word] 
You think I give a [bad word] about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life.
You got off easy when they pickled that moose [bad word] #33;
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away,
I even [bad word] mother [bad word] when I'm laid in state.
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture,
Drop the hammer on you harder than I [bad word] slapped Hitler.
 
[Verse 3: Vladimir Lenin]
I have no pride for you [bad word] everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white,
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do [bad word] tonight!
And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man,
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark,
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!
 
[Verse 4: Mikhail Gorbachev]
Knock knock knock knock.
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost,
 [bad word] made a mess and the war got cold.
Shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt!
If your name end with 'in', time to get out!
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man Oh yeah!
You two need yoga, you need a shower.
And you all need to learn how to handle real power!
 
[Verse 5: Vladimir Putin]
Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm [bad word] these beats,
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba,
Doing judo moves and schooling [bad word] сука.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me,
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, [bad [bad word] at me.
You don't know what you're doing,
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin,
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!