Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Sure! Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Uh huh. Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.Right. You're both Monsters.Yeah.
Are you two related? What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist! Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking! Well, it's a touchy subject.No, not all Monsters are related.What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh? No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.
Well, look who's talking!
What do you mean?
What about that special Monster School you told me about? What about it? Could someone like me go there? No, we don't want people like you.
You see?! You're a little bit racist.
Well, you're a little bit too.
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
But I guess it's [bad word]  Between me and you,
I think Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes. Doesn't mean we go [bad word] hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from - No!
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak [bad word] English! Right!
Everyone's a little bit racist Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on [bad word] 
Don't take them as Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them - So relax!
All right, stop me if you've heard this one. Okay!There's a plan going down and there's onlyone paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...And a black guy! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate? Uh... You were telling a black joke! Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. I don't. Well, of course you don't - you're black! But I bet you tell [bad word] jokes, right? Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Well, [bad word]  I guess you're right.
You're a little bit racist. Well, you're a little bit too. We're all a little bit racist.
I think that I would. Have to agree with you.
We're glad you do. It's sad but [bad word] 
Everyone's a little bit racist - All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us Get along.
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Jesus Christ. But, Gary, Jesus was white.
No, Jesus was black. No, Jesus was white. No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Racism! [bad word] back here! You take out lecycuraburs! What's that mean? Um, recyclables. Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak? [bad word] off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist. I'm not! Oh no?
Nope! How many Oriental wives Have you got? What? Brian! Brian, buddy, where you been? The term is Asian-American!
I know you are no Intending to be
But calling me Oriental - Offensive to me!
I'm sorry, honey, I love you. And I love you.
But you're racist, too. Yes, I know.
The Jews have all The money
And the whites have all The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Me too! Me too! I can't even get a taxi!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's [bad word]  But everyone is just about
As racist as you&#