エース様に万歳 (Ace-sama ni Banzai) -Three cheers for Ace-sama-
Performed by: Tatsuhisa Suzuki (Kazunari Takao)

Waiting at a stoplight, I count my series of losses. My winning percentage is forever at zero.
信号待ちで連敗記録更新　勝率はもう果てしなくゼロってんだ
shingou machi de renpai kiroku koushin　shouritsu wa mou hateshinaku zero tte nda 
Calmly, this guy sips his [bad word]  again.　There's no choice for me but to keep pedaling. 
悠然とヤツは今日もしるこをすする　しょうがねえなってペダルこいで
yuuzen to yatsu wa kyou mo [bad word] wo [bad word] shouganee natte [bad word] koide

Honestly, I'm really curious, too. It gives me something to amuse myself with.
まったくオレも物好きすぎるぜ　なんだかんだと面白がって
mattaku ore mo monosugi [bad word] nanda kanda to omoshiro gatte
Sightseeing somewhere that has nothing to do with us. We're in the prime of youth!
コトの行方横から見物　青春に立ち会うぜ
koto no yukue yoko kara kenbutsu　seishun ni tachi auze 

In reality, he's quite an opponent. His delicate title is no joke.
実際どんな敵にだって　繊細なくらいマジになって
jissai donna kataki ni datte　sensai na kurai maji ni natte
Filled with a persuasive power that everyone knows.
説得力あんだ　みんな知ってるさ
settoku ryoku anda　minna [bad word] sa
Even with a generally strange balance, and a behavior hardly understood,
大概ミョウなバランスで　ちょいちょい理解超える言動
daigai myou na baransu de　choi choi rikai [bad word] gendou
I can't hate him. Three cheers for my stubborn Ace-sama!
でも嫌いになれないね　うちの偏屈なエース様に万歳
demo kirai ni narenai ne　uchi no henkutsu na Ace sama ni banzai

Practicing those tirelessly stoic shots. The item at his side, ah, it's that, huh?
飽きもせずストイックにシュート練習　傍らの置物はまぁアレだろう
akimosezu sutoikku ni shuuto renshuu　katawara no okimono wa maa are darou
With the promised results, there's no way he can fail! I can't deny it.
結果込みでやられちゃたまんないぜ　認めずにいられない
kekka komi de yararechata mannaize　mitomezu ni iranai

He has the utmost confidence in himself, but if you look closer, he's quite a hard worker.
自信満々でどいつもこいつも　よせばいいのに努力家だよな
jishin m