Eligible, not too stupid, 
intelligible and cute as Cupid, 
knowledgeable, but not always right, 
salvageable and free for the night 

Well my [bad word] round 
like a chicken with its head cut off 
all around the barnyard 
falling in and out of love 
The poor thing's blind as a bat 
getting up, falling down, getting up 
Who'd fall in love with a chicken 
with its head cut off? 
(Whoa, Nellie) 

My wife doesn't understand me 
Many dozens hope to land me 
I'm for free love, and I'm in free fall 
This could be love or nothing at all

We don't have to be stars 
exploding in the night 
or electric eels under the covers 
We don't have to be 
anything quite so unreal 
Let's just be lovers
(It ain't pretty)