Whiplash in the dead of night
Down on Sunset dynamite
Blinding lights on the Marquee shining bright.
There's George on his knees again
On the town with Miss Zimmerman
Alert the media and then my friend.

Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
One night stands with a one night band is this.
Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
Making out every turned on a hit and miss.

You see the food and you feel the force
B.L.T. and there ain't no sauce
You get enough to feed a horse that's [bad word] 
And down at Barney's playing pool
Minnesota Fats is ultra cool
load of balls make you look a fool then you.

Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
One night stands with a one night band is this.
Oh, Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
Making out every turned on a hit and miss, oh. [bad word] on the radio
powerplay every hour or so
never ending red eyed T.V. show.

Oh, Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
One night stands with a one night band is this.
Oh, Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
Making out every turned on a hit and miss, yeah.

It's in the dead of night,
And it's a dynamite,
The blinding lights are shining brighter and brighter.
He's on his knees again,
Alert the media my friend.

Oh, Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
One night stands with a one night band is this.
Oh, Ooh la la in L.A., Ooh la la in the U.S.A.
Making out every turned on a hit and miss, yeah.