Dave (spoken):
man this beat is the sickest yet
so sick
its gonna need life support

Tavros (spoken):
lISTEN UP, HUMAN, aRE YOU READY?
BECAUSE, uH, sCHOOL IS IN SESSION,
aND I, uH, aM THE TEACHER,,,
oNLY IN THIS METAPHOR THOUGH,,,

Dave (spoken):
substitute teacher maybe

Tavros (spoken):
I DON'T KNOW, uH, wHAT THAT MEANS,,,
bUT i'M GUESSING IT WAS SOME KIND OF INSULT,,,
eITHER WAY! PREPARE TO GET LESSON, iN RHYME,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
 [bad word] yEaH [bad word] 

Dave (spoken):
I dont think you realize what your getting
yourself into and im in a good mood
so im gonna give you one last chance to back off

Tavros (spoken):
I, I THINK you, uH, SHOULD BE THE ONE BACKING OFF,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
oH
sIcK bUrNs
sO sIcK

Dave (Spoken):
right well
i tried to be nice
tried to give advice
and now I'm gonna show you no sugar
only spice

Tavros (spoken ):
wAIT,,,
aRE WE STARTING?

Dave:
ive got shades in black and you rhyme like [bad word] 
so you punk [bad word] amateur had best step back
cuz ill school you boy like it aint no thing
you done riled up the ironic rhyme king
my lyrics are sick stretch across the seas
ill make no exception under I place colonies
 [bad word] chump rhymers showing them up with ease
whoopin your chump [bad word] is gonna be a breeze

Tavros:
wOAH, THIS GAME,
iS KIND OF SURPRISE,
bUT I KNOW ALL OF YOUR CLAIMS ARE LIES,
yOU'LL KNOW IF YOU LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES,
yOU CAN'T OUT-RAP ME,
i'M GONNA BE YOUR DEMISE,

Dave:
are you for serious are you guys for real
im laughing in your face dont know how to feel
are these two chumps gonna put up a fight
its past your bed time go say good night

Tavros:
oH, YOU THINK,
tHAT i'M ON THE ROPES?
I FEEL BAD BUT i'M ABOUT TO DASH YOUR HOPES,
I HATE TO SAY IT BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN,
IT'S MY BEST BRO GAMZEE GONNA TAG HIM IN,

Gamzee:
wHeReS tHe ClOwN wItH tHe DoUbLe ( gAMZEE! )
yOu KnOw No dUo Is BeTtEr ThAn We ( yOU'LL SEE! )
I gOt My BeStFrIeNd BaCk In ThE tRaCK ( tHAT'S ME! )
rHyMeS sHaRpEr ThAn kNiFe In YoUr BaCk ( gOLLY! )

Dave:
oh great now I gotta deal with two
thats fine with me I feel sorry for you
eatin chump rappers up is my favorite meal
and you guys gave me a two for one deal
since we got this clan who does he think he is
stepping up to the strider in the rhymin bizz
doesn't he know im the lyrical whizz
you best take notes there will be a quiz

Gamzee:
wElL iM iMpReSsEd My BlAcK sHaDe FrIeNd
HeRe I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS gOnNa Be tHe EnD
I GoT rHyMeS lIkE a RoSe WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ThOrNs
aNd NoW iTs TiMe To PaSs It BaCk By ThE hOrNs

Tavros:

aND i'M BACK, lIKE FROM OUTER SPACE,
aND HERE I AM RAPPIN', gOT THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE,
mY RHYMES HIT YOU DEAD, lIKE BIG SPIKE BASS
I THINK THIS HUMAN SHOULD LEARN HIS PLACE,

Dave:
thats enough ive had it with you chumps
you guys dont even get my mad fist bumps
you both forgot one critical thing
that im dave strider the lyrical king [bad word] dave strider
he lays the rest to waste
his shades will never ever ever leave his face

Tavros (spoken) :
uH, wOW, wE, uH, kINDA GOT SCHOOLED THERE,,,

Gamzee (spoken):
yEaH

Tavros (spoken):
uM, gOOD MATCH?

Dave (spoken):
don't touch me