Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Some Kid: Dude this is pretty [bad word] up right here!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You [bad word] 

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman,

Barbrady: Well you ain't Veiona Apple,
and if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's [bad word] 

Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have  with a chicken?

Damien: Dumb asses!

Stan: Ow!

Cartman: God [bad word] it!

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: Huuh Sick

Mr. Hankey: Ahhhhh

Cartman: You get you [bad word] [bad word] back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!

Kyle: What the [bad word] would you know you fat sweaty mongaloid?!?

Cartman: Don't call me fat [bad word] 
Kyle: You're such a fat [bad word] Cartman, that when you walk down the street people say,
God damnit that kid's a big fat [bad word] !!

Cartman: Hey!
Mr. Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?

Cartman: He is a very [bad word] little boy.

Ms. Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!

Ms. Cartman: You can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?

Cartman: Well?

Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?

Cartman: Okay!

Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts

Cartman: God Damnit!

Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You [bad word] 

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Mr. Garrison: Dumb [bad word]  what a [bad word] 

Stan: Fatso!

Cartman: Hey.

Stan: Dude.

Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!

Barbrady: [bad word] 

Cartman: [bad word] 

Wendy T: No, I'm not acting like a freak!

Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and than there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!

Stan: What the [bad word] are you talking about!

Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

Wendy: Barf is gross!

Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's [bad word] 

Pip: Lunchy munchys umm!

Stan: At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack & [bad word] magazine!

Cartman: Don't call me fat [bad word] 

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You [bad word] 

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Hankey: Hiddy Ho!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Holy [bad word] it's Jesus!

Cartman: [bad word] 

Stan: Dude don't say [bad word] in front of Jesus

Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!

Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black shorts..the king of all that is evil...

Towns People: Barbera Striesand, Barbera Striesand!

Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!

Chef: Barbera Striesand?

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