Don't you want to be
 Totally hot like me
 celebrity (platinum blonde)

 The epitome
 Of a mystery
 Paparazzi (platinum blonde)

 [bad word] to heaven
 My blonde, blonde world
 Like Marilyn Monroe or Brigitte Bardot

 At the curtain call
 Always the belle of the ball
 Oh yeah

 Iconic blondes
 Like me
 And Debbie Harry

 Won't settle for 
 Dirty
 Or Strawberry

 We look like barbie dolls
 We know we know it all
 Oh yeah

 Don't you want to be
 Totally hot like me
 celebrity (platinum blonde)

 The epitome
 Of a mystery
 Paparazzi (platinum blonde)

 Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
 This is the recipe
 Totally guaranteed
 One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)

 Just like Dietrich 
 I am
 blonde Venus

 I've said enough
 Now class
 You are dismissed

 This is the lesson plan
 To land a rich, rich man
 Oh yeah

 Platinum is better, superior
 The very best
 The rest are inferior

 You can keep your gold
 Now don't be difficult
 Oh yeah

 Don't you want to be
 Totally hot like me
 celebrity (platinum blonde)

 The epitome
 Of a mystery
 Paparazzi (platinum blonde)

 Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
 This is the recipe
 Totally guaranteed
 One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)

 Love is the bombshell, beautiful bombshell
 Down at the wishing well where I will cast a spell
 Love is the bombshell, beautiful bombshell

 Don't you want to be
 Totally hot like me
 celebrity (platinum blonde)

 The epitome
 Of a mystery
 Paparazzi (platinum blonde)

 Peroxide do your work on me (I'll be a platinum blonde)
 This is the recipe
 Totally guaranteed
 One of the bourgeoisie (platinum blonde)