Fiddle went down to Summoners Rift he was looking for a soul to drain
But he was in a bind cause he was way behind he had no time to gank the lane
So he powered through the jungle camps fast as a scarecrow can
When his team started to rage out so he said "I've got a plan"
"I know I'm slightly behind but it's no big deal you see"
"I'm specced to carry endgame as long as you don't feed"
And they said "you know fiddle, it's pretty clear that you're a noob"
"Our mid is 2k Elo and he said he jungles better than you"
So Fiddle said "How can that be? He doesn't even have a skin.
I'll prove him wrong by the end of this song 'cause I'm the best there's ever been"

Fiddle stand behind the wall and prepare to press R [bad word] s breaking loose in mid lane, TF just pulled gold card
The carry's stunned, nowhere [bad word]  time to unleash the crows
but if you miss your ult they're gonna trollllllll

Fiddle stood in triumph on a pile of corpses high
His victory was one that surely no one could deny
but his team still didn't seem impressed they said "that was all luck"
"You only hit that ultimate because TF had set it up"
Now Fiddlesticks was feeling down, but he had another plan
He'd ace the other team alone so they'd know he was the man
His team said "Ok Fiddle, you can go ahead and try
but the only thing you're going to do is ulti in and die"
And Fiddle said, "Just keep farming, and wait for the resign"
"Cause I'm here to show you once again I'm the greatest of all time"

Fiddle hopped the Baron wall his crows would make them pay
He feared the AD carry, he couldn't flash away
The Baron died, he had the fight, pentakill and it was done
Now everyone knew he was number oneeeeeeeeee