Hito Toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru (OP Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei) (исполнитель: Ootsuki Kenji)
(Bure bure bure bure) (Bure bure bure bure) (Bure bure bure bure) (Bure bure bure bure) Shinya Ore-ha terebi-wo mite ita [bad word] koto-mo nai bou-to mite ita Zappingu, seikoushya homerarete ita (Ano hito-ha jiku-ga furete nai suteki) Kyoumi nee-ya sou omotte [bad word] yo Mou [bad word] ze [bad word] kara mata baito-da Netsuke zu ni Ore-ha manga-wo mekutta Gurabia-no [bad word] hohoende ita (Asuriito watashi taipu-nano-yo. Kare rattara jiku-ga burete nai suteki) Wakatta-ze mukuware-nu sono wake Hito [bad word] Ore, jiku-ga bureten da Sore naraba inaore! Mou Bure bure bure bure bure makutte [bad word] no wakannee youni [bad word] [bad word] ze! Mou bure bure ningen Demo kitto kimi-ga itara [bad word] (Atashi-ga [bad word] yo, kidzuite) Jiku-no bure-wo hodou-to kangaero Kono bure-ga sekai-wo-mo [bad word] darou Hito-mo Ore-ni kidzuka [bad word] wo enai Ima-ha tada [bad word] mietatte Mou wakatta-ze mukuware-nu sono wake Hito [bad word] jiku-ga [bad word] no-sa Aa, wakatta-ze [bad word] sono wake Dare-kara-mo sasaerarete nai-kara-sa [bad word] da! Bokura-ha mou Bure bure bure bure bure makutte [bad word] no wakannee youni [bad word] [bad word] ze! Mou bure bure ningen demo kitto Kimi-ni ae-ba [bad word] (Atashi [bad word] yo kidzuite...)