Oh my god look what we did today
We’ve donated thousands of dollars to a game that we won’t play
For years but it’s fine, yeah it’s okay
Cause we were willing to let Andrew Hussie make us pay

It’s gonna be the greatest game the world has ever seen
With gorgeous graphics and a soundtrack, it’s like a dream [bad word] [bad word] for us, yeah it will be
The most amazing thing so we don’t care if it’s the opposite of free

Let’s get this thing off the ground
We can’t let the fandom down
It’s the Homestuck Kickstarter
And it’s just getting started now
We’re giving him our money
Because we believe
That the Homestuck Kickstarter
Is giving us what we need

Oh my god look at how much it’s gone up
In the last five minutes, cause I could swear it was
ten thousand dollars lower, but I guess [bad word] of thumb
is to not underestimate the Homestuck fandom

Cause we’re [bad word] together for this special time
Pledging money, getting happiness and merchandise
There’s no fighting or shipping wars cause we think it’s all worthwhile
So we’re excited and we’re happy and we might even smile

Let’s get this thing off the ground
We can’t let the fandom down
It’s the Homestuck Kickstarter
And it’s just getting started now
We’re giving him our money
Because we believe
That the Homestuck Kickstarter
Is giving us what we need

And let’s hope when the [bad word] out
It doesn’t cause the end of the world
The last thing we need’s an apocalypse
But even if we do get sucked into the Medium
I’m pretty sure that we could manage to win

Let’s get this thing off the ground
We can’t let the fandom down
It’s the Homestuck Kickstarter
And it’s just getting started now
We’re giving him our money
Because we believe
That the Homestuck Kickstarter
Is giving us what we need